Garypco 3 Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Low temperatures and the hardy Scots Vs them soft Southerners theory.............. 50F degrees People in southern England turn on the central heating People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants 40F degrees Southerners shiver uncontrollably Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs 35F degrees Cars in the south of England refuse to start People in Falkirk drive with their windows down > 20F degrees Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats Aberdonian men throw on a T-shirt & girls start wearing mini-skirts 15F degrees Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent People from Dundee swim in the North Sea at Broughty Ferry Zero degrees Life in the south grinds to a halt Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold Minus 10F degrees Life in the south ceases to exist People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket Minus 80F degrees Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers Minus 100F degrees Santa Claus abandons North Pole People in Stirling put on their 'long johns' Minus 173F degrees Alcohol freezes Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut Minus 297F degrees Microbial life starts to disappear The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands Minus 460F degrees All atomic motion stops Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands Minus 500F degrees Hell freezes over Scotland wins the World Cup Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest JOEB Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Scotland wins the World Cup I thought it was all true up to that point Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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