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German: Anyone Here Read The Written Language, Please?


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Dog breeders. I'd like an idea of what they're saying of their Dogs. I don't need a full on translated transcript. I'm just looking for a few points. Basically, whether these sound like Working kennels or just Puppy Mills.

 

Thanks.

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Malters! Yo Da Man!!! :clapper: While I couldn't actually find a direct Translator on FF, what I Did find was an allusion to a Google Translator! The rest, as they say, is history!

 

I've just spent some quality and hilarious time first completely dismissing all three German sites as, basically; Crappers. Two were Show, Show, Show to the bone. The third, at best, seemed just head over heels in love with the damn Dogs and now obsessed with churning out more of the buggers. The German equivalent of the " £ " now probably having more to do with it :whistling:

 

Crazy thing is, in complete despondency, I thought I'd distract myself by looking at the French site which had originally pissed me off for some reason. Probably simply that it had no pictures and I couldn't understand a bloody word of it! :laugh:

 

Just crawled through it, feeding it piecemeal into the Google Translator and Bingo! I'm so f*cking happy with this guys attitude, I've just sent him an e mail ..... Which I wrote in english and translated into French using the same thing! Christ knows what it'll come out like, to him! Probably something like:

 

" Ello. I was just pissing through your site ..... " :laugh:

 

Anyway, that's cheered me up no end. I'm back on target. And France is a bloody lot closer than Germany! :icon_eek:

 

Cheers, mate :good:

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