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Woman are magic creatures,they get wet without water,bled without getting injured ,give milk without eating grass and they can make boneless meat go hard

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Gran and grandad sitting at the breakfast table .Gran says:do you know my nipples are as hot for you today as they where 50 years ago?Grandad says :course they fecking are ones in your coffee and the others in your porridge

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BBC reported that petrol stations will start playing porn movies at there pumps .so you cansee somebody else getting fecked at the same time as you

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