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Hotel room... Jim Morrisson in one corner with the rest of his band; in

another corner are John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and

Ringo Star - all are naked.

 

Gillian Taylforth walks in, drops to her knees in front of Jim Morrisson

and begins to play the pink oboe. She swallows nicely then starts on

his guitarist, then his drummer and the keyboard player.

 

When she's finished, she licks her lips and wanders over to John Lennon

and begins to do the same to him. At that moment, there's a huge crash

and Michael Caine smashes through a wall in a mini-Cooper. He jumps

out, grabs her by the scruff of the neck and shouts "Oi, you're only

supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!"

 

:whistling:

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