Don't mess with old people

[Clancy 1]

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE

 

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, was on his way to bed when his wife

 

told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see

 

from the bedroom window.

 

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were

 

people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked 'Is

 

someone in your house?' and he said 'No.' Then they said that all patrols

 

were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be

 

along when available. George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and

 

phoned the police again. 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago

 

because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have

 

to worry about them now because I just shot them.' Then he hung up.

 

Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, two fire

 

trucks, a paramedic, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence

 

and caught the burglars red-handed.

 

One of the policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot

 

them!' George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'

 

(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people.

 

[Guest little lurcher]

love it !!!!!!!!

[Kay 3,709]

 

did a simmilar thing when my moms was broken into

[AIRGUNNER 1]

Great story will have to tell my nan that one

[Clancy 1]

Great story will have to tell my nan that one

 

And I'll keep my jokes to myself LOL