T78 4 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 an old man is sat on his porch one summer evening when young timmy walks past with a roll of duct tape.the old man asks timmy where he is going,young timmy replies ""duck hunting,of course!"the old man has a chuckle to himself and sits back down. 2 hours later,young timmy walks past the old mans house with a dozen ducks caught in the tape,the old man cant beleive his eyes but says nothing. the next day,young timmy walks past with a roll of chicken netting,the old man asks him where he is going,timmy replies "to catch some chickens,of course!"the old man says nothing again and now thinks young timmy is winding him up. 2 hours later,timmy wanders past again with a dozen chickens caught in the wire!the old man stares,mouth wide open! the next day timmy wanders past dragging a large branch.the old man calls out"what ya got there,timmy?" timmy shouts back"oh,its just some pussy willow" the old man shouts back "hang on a minute.....................i'll get my coat!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Nice one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keeper 51 78 Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 where does young timmy live or the address of the old man please Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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