jukel123 9,269 Posted August 14, 2024 Report Share Posted August 14, 2024 (edited) Tommy Fury and Mollie Mae have broken up! Reassuring to know that the licence fee is being put to good effect employing some retard to inform us all about this vital news for the nation. Here's an alternative News story published in The Airhead News. ( Warning only suitable for those with a reading age of 7 and below.) 'Wannabe gypsy and shit boxer TF has split with candyfloss _brained wife who is famous for having big knockers. When asked for comment, tedious attention _seeking John Fury, who is famous for being Britain's loudest fuckit, blamed Usyk's camp and promised to head butt them all. Jolly green giant TF took a break from sinking guiness and slurred something like "As if I give a f**k!. f**k off!. Airhead News will keep you fully informed of any future developments.' Edited August 14, 2024 by jukel123 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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