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Occurs to me, I'd like to get some peanuts in.

I can't eat the fukkers. No way of chewing them.  But, I'd love to have some handy.

Then, if I ever get a guest in here, I can point to the bowl and say; " Peanuts ....? ". And watch as they raise their eyebrows and grab some.

Then, as they chuck them into their mouth, I can continue:

" Can't eat the fukkers myself. No teeth. I just suck the chocolate off. "

 

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