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Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little clearer......

 

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10x10 cell

 

AT WORK..........you spend the majority of your time in an 8x8 cubicle

 

 

IN PRISON..........you get three meals a day

 

AT WORK..........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

 

 

 

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behaviour

 

AT WORK..........you get more work for good behaviour

 

 

 

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

 

AT WORK..........you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

 

 

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games

 

AT WORK..........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

 

IN PRISON..........you get your own toilet

 

AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

 

 

 

IN PRISON...........they allow your friends and family to visit

 

AT WORK..........you aren't even supposed to speak to your family

 

 

IN PRISON..........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

 

AT WORK..........you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

 

 

 

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

 

AT WORK..........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

 

 

IN PRISON..........you must deal with sadistic wardens

 

AT WORK..........they are called managers