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Well I've not long been back from next door there's this Irish chap from. Belfast moved in a week after me and like me to be nearer his family after the loss of a loved one   ever such a nice chap he asked round to watch forty leicester n West ham well he never offered any supper so when I came home I did missen two rounds of cheese ? on toast so popped em under the grille while I went empty my bladder but I have a slow flow ? taks me ages  fire alarm goes off  then my tannoid goes off hello Mr,*,,,, this is Colchester borough housing is everything Ok  yes I says its my fault I've just set fire to my supper and I'm fanning the smoke    OK they say  few mins later hello again Mr,,,,, your alarm is still going off do you need help ? yes I says can you bring us a takeaway round please eh ? 

 

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