welshhound2 20 Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 u are driving@ constant speed,or your left is a sheer drop,on you right is a fire engine,travaling the same speed as you,in front of you is a galloping pig,the same size as your car & you canot overtake it.behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level also travaling at the same speed!what must you do to get out of this dangerous situation?..................... get the f88k of the kids merry go round you pissed up b*****d Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stork 1 Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 u are driving@ constant speed,or your left is a sheer drop,on you right is a fire engine,travaling the same speed as you,in front of you is a galloping pig,the same size as your car & you canot overtake it.behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level also travaling at the same speed!what must you do to get out of this dangerous situation?..................... get the f88k of the kids merry go round you pissed up b*****d heard it but stil crack`s me up ......... :crazy: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
topshot 0 Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 u are driving@ constant speed,or your left is a sheer drop,on you right is a fire engine,travaling the same speed as you,in front of you is a galloping pig,the same size as your car & you canot overtake it.behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level also travaling at the same speed!what must you do to get out of this dangerous situation?..................... get the f88k of the kids merry go round you pissed up b*****d its a cracker Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bush Rummager 4,769 Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Thats bang on mate..... if you cant have a laugh....... its time to call it a day day... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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