The one 8,628 Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 The Polite Way to PeeDuring one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her you have to go to the bathroom?'Michael said: 'Excuse me, I need to pee.'The teacher responded: 'That would be quite impolite.What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.''That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' Johnny said: 'I would say "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to to introduce you to after dinner.' 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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