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Little tommy was getting sewing lessons at school,he accidently pricked his finger with the needle.

 

"Do you want a plaster for your finger?" asked the teacher.

 

"No" said tommy "but can I have a cider?"

 

"Why do you want a cider?" asked the teacher.

 

"Well" said tommy "I overheard my sister saying that every time she has a prick in her hand she puts it inside her" :)

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