tote 870 Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 A married couple were lying in bed together the wife turned over and said to her husband "don't you think our sex life is getting a bit stale? we only seem to do it in the missionary position." "what do you suggest?" asks the husband." How about a 69er?" she asked "whats that"said her husband. she explained to him that he hadto climb on top of her with thier heads at opposite ends. One minute after they got started the wife lets out a fart, the man stops licking and lifts his head up. "Don't stop" says his wife. Shortly after the wife lets another one rip."for god sake thats rotten"shouts her husband."Don't stop don't stop" moans the woman. Her husband obliges but when she drops another one her husband shouts"that's it I'm finished I couldn't stand another 66 of them" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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