Guest lurcher-lass Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 > >> >A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked > >up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra > >for my wife. What type of bra?" asked the clerk. > >Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type? > >Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every > >shape, size, colour and material imaginable. > > > >Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four > >types of bras to choose from. Relieved, the man asked about the > >types. The saleslady replied: There are the Catholic, the Salvation > >Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you > >prefer? > >Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between > >them. > >The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... > >The Catholic type supports the masses. > >The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, > >The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist > >makes mountains out of mole hills. > > > >Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the > >letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but > >couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you > >became informed! > > > >(A} Almost Boobs... > >{B} Barely there. > >{C} Can't Complain! > >{D} Dang! > >{DD} Double dang! > >{E} Enormous! > >{F} Fake. > >{G} Get a Reduction. > >{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up ! > > > > > >They forgot the German bra. > > > >Holtzemfromfloppen! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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