Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Farmer: I've got a bull that's right off it duties. It's got to service 300 cows and all it wants to do is eat. Vet: Give it one of these little pills in its feed and stand back. So 2 weeks later the farmer comes back to the vet: Farmer: WOW, what a pill! I gave the pill to the bull like you said and POW! It jumped over the gate, ran down the lane and f****d 70 cows in 30 minutes. Vet: So, what's the problem - why have you come back? Farmer: Well, I was wondering, I am meeting this 18-year-old tonight - could you give me one of those tablets? I'm not as young as I was. Vet: Oh, no! Sorry, it's too strong but I will give you a quarter of a pill. So the farmer takes the pill and goes off to prepare for his date. Several days later, the farmer goes back to the Vet. Farmer: Hello, Vet. Wonderful. 40 Times. Vet: So, why have you come back? Farmer: Ah! I need something for my wrist - she never showed upFarmer: I've got a bull that's right off it duties. It's got to service 300 cows and all it wants to do is eat. Vet: Give it one of these little pills in its feed and stand back. So 2 weeks later the farmer comes back to the vet: Farmer: WOW, what a pill! I gave the pill to the bull like you said and POW! It jumped over the gate, ran down the lane and served 70 cows in 30 minutes. Vet: So, what's the problem - why have you come back? Farmer: Well, I was wondering, I am meeting this 18-year-old tonight - could you give me one of those tablets? I'm not as young as I was. Vet: Oh, no! Sorry, it's too strong but I will give you a quarter of a pill. So the farmer takes the pill and goes off to prepare for his date. Several days later, the farmer goes back to the Vet. Farmer: Hello, Vet. Wonderful. 40 Times. Vet: So, why have you come back? Farmer: Ah! I need something for my wrist - she never showed up

Edited by bullx
Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

×
×
  • Create New...