bill88 6 Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Englishman,Irishman and a Scotsman are sitting on a train.The Englishman pulls out a photo and looks at it and sighs,"is that your son"asks the Scotsman,"yes thats George"the Englishman replies."He was born on St Georges day so i named him George" "thats amazing" says the Scotsman,"my son was born on St Andrews day so we called him Andrew" Paddy looks at them both and says "i can't believe what i'm hearing,just wait till i get home and tell Pancake about this" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve66 3,142 Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Good one mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
macberran 2 Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Ahard week, feckin A..........and clean Quote Link to post Share on other sites
anita&paul 0 Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 (edited) heres another one........... English man, Scotsman and Irishman all sent to prison for 50 years, but before they were locked in each granted one last request... Englishman asks for a woman every night Scotsman ask for bottle of whisky everynight Irishman asks for enough cigeretes to last the 50 years. all do their time.... when they come out each one is asked how they are. Englishman " great, brilliant never enjyed myself so much" :tongue4: :blush: Scotsman "aye lovelllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy " :alcoholic: Irishman "Have you got a light??" nita Edited September 13, 2007 by paul magrino Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morris 0 Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Another, Superman is flying about one lookin for something to do, as he's flying past a high rise tower he notices Wonderwomen lying naked on the roof. Look at this say's he. With my speed i could get in there do my business and leave before she notices. So superman fly's in there as fast as he could. Does the job and leaves. Wonderwomen say's what was that, The invisable man i don't know but my ass is killing me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
raspme 0 Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 paddy , murphy on a plane paddys hates flying,plane takes off few minutes later paddy ask murphy.murphy if this plane turns over will we fall out ?murphy replies dont be daft paddy we,ve been mates for 25 years! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest rio Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 a bride on her wedding night says to her husband "i must confessdarling i was a hooker" he says "thats allright dear your past is your past i must admit i find it erotic ,tell me about it the wife says "my name was nigel and i played for wigan" theres this prostitute whos a massive wales fan.so much so she has pictures gavin henson and james hook tattoed on the tops of her thighs and offers freebies to anyone who can name them both one guy has a good look and after much humming ah-ing finally says "im not sure about the other two but the f*****g dark 1 with big lips and black curly hair is definitley colin charvis Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Macnas Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 An Irishman, A Scotsman, An Englishman, 2 nuns, a prostitute, and a duck walk into a bar. The bar man looks up and says "is this some kind of a joke??" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Macnas; Consider that one nicked and to be appearing on another forum tonight! Hit the mark, that did Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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