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Tramp knocks of the front door of a posh house, this posh woman comes to the door and says, (Yes what can I do for you!)

 

The tramp replies any chance of any food I am absolutely starving.

 

The posh woman replies (Do you fancy a bit of cold rice pudding)

 

The tramp replies that he would love some.

 

The posh woman says (well feck off come back tommorow because its warm now)

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