Guest shaheen Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 At a world brewing convention the CEOs of various brewing organisations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference. Bruce, CEO of Fosters, calls to the barman: In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate." Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, so gimme a Bud." Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, verdamt. Give me ein Becks, ya ist der real king of beers, danke." Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a doyet coke wid ice and lemon. Tanks a million." The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?" Paddy replies: "Well, if you bunch o' pansies aren't drinkin', den neither am oi." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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