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Philosophy in a glass


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A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.

But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." :yes:

 

MOLL.

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Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.

Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

 

:laugh:

MOLL.

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Then you will go to heaven my child....

 

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.

When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

 

:laugh::laugh:

MOLL.

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Guest Scuba1
Molly, instead of philososizing, you would be better to do some ironing and keep yourself busy :laugh:

 

Oblocks let her carry on it make sooooo much sense :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :drink: :drink: :drink:

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