Guest MOLLY Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferret15 0 Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 so it good for you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 And other people... Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferret15 0 Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 molly i like that philosophy i wont be shellfish any more. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Then you will go to heaven my child.... "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Big Fish Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Molly, instead of philososizing, you would be better to do some ironing and keep yourself busy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Scuba1 Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 (edited) Molly, instead of philososizing, you would be better to do some ironing and keep yourself busy Oblocks let her carry on it make sooooo much sense :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :drink: Edited August 28, 2007 by Scuba1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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