Badgers Vs Paedos

[mushroom 14,247]

There's a horse. This horse is slumped out on the sofa, channel hopping. Eventually, he comes across MTV. Here, he see's Brian May, playing an amazing guitar solo. This inspires the horse. So he gets up and says, "I want to learn to play the guitar". So he goes out and gets a job.

 

The horse saves and saves and saves, until, eventually, he can afford a guitar. He practices and practices for 2 years, but that's not important, until he can play the guitar, amazingly.

 

The horse goes up to the chicken, and says "Look what I can do!" And he plays this amazing guitar solo that Brian May played on MTV 2 years ago. The chicken says, "Wow! That's amazing! I wish I could play the drums with your guitar!". So the chicken goes out and gets a job. They both save and save and save until eventually, they buy the chicken a drum kit. He practices for 2 years, four years in total (but that's not important), until eventually, he can play the drums, amazingly.

 

So they go up to the pig and say "Look what we can do!". And they play this amazing song together. The pig is impressed and says "Wow! That's amazing! I wish I could play the guitar too!". So the horse says "Well why don't you learn to play the base guitar?" So the pig goes out and gets a job. They all save and save and save, until eventually, they buy the pig a base guitar. He practices for 2 years, 6 years in total (but that's not important), until eventually, he can play the base guitar, amazingly.

 

So they go up to the cow and say "Look what we can do!". And they play this amazing song together. The cow is very impressed and says "Wow! That's amazing! I wish I could sing with your band!". So the horse says "We'll buy you some vocal lessons!" So the cow now has a job. They all save and save and save, until eventually, they buy the cow vocal lessons. He practices for 2 years, 8 years in total (but that's not important), until eventually, he can sing, amazingly.

 

So they have been playing as a group for a year now (9 years in total), and they have a gig in Californa. The horse is agreeing details. Finally, everything is agreed and they phone to get the other band members over to America. The horse is in his hotel room, when he gets a phone call from his agent. The agent tells him that the rest of the band members have died in a horrible plane crash.

 

Devistated that he has wasted 9 years of his life, and lost his close friends, the horse goes downstairs and into the bar.

The bartender says:

 

"Why the long face?"

What a load of shiite :laugh:

[boblikesguns 6]

LMFAO and I'm the one on drugs? hahaha