joke

[bill88 6]

Two old boys go away on a trip to Blackpool.After getting settled in at the b+b,they head into town for a few beers.They find a nice looking pub and in they go for a couple of pints.Bert says to Alf "here Alf take this £20 and get the beer in,i'll go find us a seat" Bert finds a table in the corner and Alf ask's the barman for 2 pints of mild.The barman hands Alf the drinks and says "that'll be £14 please mate" "you'll have to speak up" say's Alf,"i'm deaf and the hearing aid's playing up" "THAT'LL BE £14 PLEASE MATE!"replies the barman "£14 for two pints of mild,you must think i'm feckin daft".The barman smiles at Alf and show's him a sign advertising that nights entertainment at the pub,"it's a fiver each for the entertainment,we've got a good band on tonight" "oh thats ok then" says Alf "i like a bit of boogie woogie and rock n roll" "no mate" says the barman " its not boogie woogie or rock n roll its some country and western"

Alf shuffles over to the table where Bert is sitting and puts the beer down,"here you are Bert here's your change" Bert looks at the £6 and asks "wheres the rest of my change Alf" " dont panic Bert,i haven't robbed you,i got us a ticket each for the show out of the £20" replies Alf " oh thats ok mate,i like a bit of boogie woogie and rock n roll" "its not boogie woogie or rock n roll Bert" "what is it then Alf" "some c**t from preston Bert"

Edited August 17, 2007 by bill88

[martin 332]

[stubby 175]

now that made me laugh