PIL 7 Posted May 31, 2013 Report Share Posted May 31, 2013 Bloke buys a Cockney Parrot but gets sick of it saying, "I'm from London and I'm hard as f**k!" so he puts a Kestrel in its cage. Next morning, he finds the Kestrel dead and the Parrot says, "I'm from London and I'm hard as f**k!" so the bloke puts a Golden Eagle in the cage. Next morning he finds the Eagle dead and the Parrot with no feathers! As he looks in the cage, the Parrot says, "Had to take me coat off for that f****r!" 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 31, 2013 Report Share Posted May 31, 2013 The Glesga Budgie............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fret78 87 Posted May 31, 2013 Report Share Posted May 31, 2013 I see the nurses in china finally named the baby from the drain, they called it Tam Pon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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