male or female

[ferret15 0]

MALE OR FEMALE ? you might not have known this, but a lot of non living objects are actually male or female.

here are some examples

 

FREEZERS BAG Male because they hold everything in but you can see right through them.

 

PHOTOCOPIERS Female because once turned of they can take a long time to warm up again and they are an effective reproduction device if you push the right buttons but all hell brakes lose if you push the wrong ones

 

 

TIRES Male because they go bald and are often over inflated

 

HOT AIR BALLOONS Male because to get them to go anywhere you have to light a fire under there arse

 

SPONGES Female as they are soft squeezable and retain water

 

WEB PAGES Female as they get constantly looked at and keep getting hit on

 

TRAINS Male as they use the same line to pick people up

 

EGG TIMERS Female as over time all the weight shifts to the bottom

 

HAMMERS Male as in the last 5000 years they have hardly changed at all and are sometimes handy to have around

 

THE REMOTE CONTROL Female ha you probably thought it would be male, but it easily gives a man pleasure he would be lost without it and while he doesn't always know which buttons to press he just keeps on trying.

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[greatwhitehunter 47]

haha nice one mate

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[Tallyho 181]

love it

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