pip1968 2,490 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 My friend humiliated me infront of some women so I decided to get my own back on him. When playing name the animal with his little daughter, I told her that a dog was actually called "Daddy's Cock" and she believed me, it was so funny. However her dad rang me up in a fury the other day and told me how he had bought her a dog. I began chuckling as I knew we were finally even but this made him more annoyed when he informed me that she had been asked to describe her pet at nursery and she had said... "I love to pet daddy's cock because he is big and hairy. He is always trying to get out and mummy isn't happy with the mess he leaves" I am waiting for his revenge... when he is released. A guy goes to the chemist and asks the assistant for condoms for his 13 year old daughter. The shocked assistant says "your daughter is sexualiy active at 13"? The guy says "no, she just lays there like her mother". 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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