funny

[auto culto 0]

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although

his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he

rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce

for him.

 

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,

and asked him the following questions:

 

Have you any grounds

Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

 

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

It made of concrete.

 

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

No, we have carport, and not need one.

 

I mean. What are your relations like?

All my relations still in Poland.

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s there any infidelity in your marriage?

We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

 

Does your wife beat you up?

No, I always up before her.

 

Is your wife a nagger?

No, she white.

 

Why do you want this divorce?

She is going to kill me.

 

What makes you think that?

I got proof.

 

What kind of proof? She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at

drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

 

I can read and It say "Polish Remover."

[Pipey Magregor 0]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'm giggling like a right eejit here lol, nice one! lol.