stewie 3,387 Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 "knock knock" "whos there" "dave" "dave who" dave holds back the tears as he realises his mothers dementia is getting worse............. :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bullterrier Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 forget your coat just leave john 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted October 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 forget your coat just leave john :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gamerooster 1,179 Posted October 12, 2012 Report Share Posted October 12, 2012 (edited) A Glesga Burd goes tae the social tae register fur child benefit. "How many children?" asks the civil servant? "10" replies the girl. "10???" says the civil servant.. "What are their names?" "Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec and.....eh...Alec "Doesn't that get confusing?" " Naw..." says the girl "its great because if thur oot playin in the street, ah jist huv tae shout ALEC, YER DINNER'S READY or ALEC, GO TO BED NOW 'n' they aw dae it..." "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed civil servant. "'at's easy," says the girl... "Ah just use thur surnames" Edited October 12, 2012 by gamerooster 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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