mole catcher 1 Posted June 16, 2007 Report Share Posted June 16, 2007 (edited) A prostitute dies and on her arrival at the pearly gates paul asks "" are you ready to renounce your sins?"" "" of course"" she says So the pair walk down this lovely clean white corridoor where they come to a t junction, on the left hand door hangs a sign, this way to hell. on the right hangs a sigh, heaven. they enter the right hand door and the pair are met by a room full of loud screams, pro asks "" whats all the screaming about?"" paul replies"" this is the room where you have a hole drilled in your back for your wings to be fitted, 5seconds of pain for an iternity of peace is a small price to pay"" pro replies"" feck that im off, take me to the doors of hell"" paul looks shocked and replies "" but you will live an iternity were you will be buggered each and avery day, is that what you want?"" "" no i dont"" she says "" but at least i have a hole for that allready"" Edited June 16, 2007 by mole catcher Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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