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A father is quite anxious that his sixteen year old son is 2 hours late coming home from school. Eventually, he turns up and when his father questions where he has been he states "father, i have just had my first sexual experience". His father is overjoyed and breaks out the cigars and whisky. The next night the son is home on time. Father says "whats up son? i thought you would be shagging again" to which his son replies " nah, my bums still sore from last night"

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