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three men where out hunting rabbits with ferrets and lurchers,early one saturday morning. they approached one warren that held a good few rabbits and had a road at the other side of the field. so in go the ferrets and the oldest member says that this is one of the best days of his life!!! the youngest two thought it a bit strange but left the old fella to enjoy the moment!! after an hour on the warren a hearse and a few funeral cars start to proceed down the road and the old fella walks off towards them, gets near them and respectfully takes of his hat as they pass. when he gets back to the other two,one says "that was very nice of you to do that" to which the old guy replies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"after 30 yrs of marriage, its the least i could do"...... :laugh: :laugh:

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You ruined it. Jimmy tarbuck

sorry.... :blink:

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot"

 

does that meet your high expectations...... :D

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