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I cant affod to pay you very much though, would lesbian sexual favours be ok? :laugh::laugh: :kiss: :kiss:

 

 

You cow!!!!! my bloody screen just got coverd again. pmsl.

Dont worry hun I am sure we can come to an arrangment.xxxx :kiss: ;):laugh:

 

allright LB heres a good one for you , have you thought of being a mobile dog carer ? in other words you look after someones dogs and there house when they are on holiday . that way you get to see different parts of the country and have paid holiday breaks :clapper::clapper:

 

 

Bloody hell!! thats a gooden...I could do that, as i aint got no resposibilty's, apart from my own mutts.....mmmm Thanks for that one.xx

 

Pet sitter sounds good, you can come and look after my crazy mutts so I can get a dirty weekend away :clapper: not had a proper holiday for fecking years, I need one as well!!! :clapper:

 

 

I can do that ;) seriously.Xx

i'll be in touch soon :victory:

 

brill.xx

all we need now is some price quotes ....... :yes:

 

 

Wel i obviously wont charge much....so as long as i cover petrol or food and get a bit for my trouble....think it depends if i have your mutts here or do i come to you...do i supply food ect., I honeslty would not charge much...... just enough to cover my costs and keep my van on road.

my dogs are all kennelled and there food is in the freezer :victory:

 

 

How many?? glad i wont have to go out and catch our own :laugh:

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Just spoke to Julie about kenneling my dog for a couple of weeks in the summer.

I didnt know weather to call her Lurcher or just Bitch :laugh: - anyway we settled for Julie.

I have to say that I have no hesitation in leaving my trusty mutt in her care (even if she does sound as mad as a bag of squirrels) :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Good on you Julie, your a diamond.

 

Dave

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Just spoke to Julie about kenneling my dog for a couple of weeks in the summer.

I didnt know weather to call her Lurcher or just Bitch :laugh: - anyway we settled for Julie.

I have to say that I have no hesitation in leaving my trusty mutt in her care (even if she does sound as mad as a bag of squirrels) :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Good on you Julie, your a diamond.

 

Dave

 

 

It was you who i spoke too :blink: Thought it was somones else...oh well you can bring your pointer when ready or was it a yorki :blink::laugh: . whatever spike is now in my diary

 

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My friends call me BITCH.!!XX ;)

Dave must be a mad as when he called i was walking mutts and shouting in a very high pitched voice "PUPPY" as all 5 mutts ran roundlike nutters. & he still wants to leave his dog with me :blink::laugh:

Dave I have told the girls to brace themselves :laugh::icon_eek::laugh:

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Are you talking boarding LB? You will need a lisence and the conditions since the new laws are HOT! Dont take this persoanlly, but you really need to think long and hard about it, its not an easy time. If you take money for looking after dogs you are boarding and now they will slap you like lightening. HUGE restrictions also, like somebody MUST be on the premises 24 hrs a day. What about insurance, if one of these dogs are ill? Who pays? its not like rescue where the laws dont govern (although they will be shortly) its one thing that has really been bought to task. You cant get away with "Im only looking after for a friend" because you taking money for doing it, you are running a business.

 

Im speaking based on 15yrs in kennel and Cattery management, I tell you now, no way on this fine earth would I want to own one!

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Thanks Dawn...If i do look after a mutt it will be in my house. as for being on premises 24hrs...if i am not here....the dogs aint either.

 

I cant afford hols so staying in peoples houses will be a holiday for me

 

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This is why a horse and caravan is sooooooooooooo inviting.

You cant bloody fart nower days without some arse getting on ya case. :cry: .

 

Oh well guy's. I will not take payment for watching your dogs ;) :kiss:

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Feck they will have to "brace themselves" when I told him he was going to spend two weeks in a house of 5 female lurchers, he got quite exited :icon_eek:

You will soon see what I mean L B, THIS DOG WOULD SHAG A HOLE IN A BARBERS FLOOR. :laugh:

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Feck they will have to "brace themselves" when I told him he was going to spend two weeks in a house of 5 female lurchers, he got quite exited :icon_eek:

You will soon see what I mean L B, THIS DOG WOULD SHAG A HOLE IN A BARBERS FLOOR. :laugh:

 

Oh my god!! sorry to disapoint him..there will only be three.as two go on wensday. But pup is well up for it she is a propper tease :laugh: But please dont pay me...a kiss and hug will do. :kiss:

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Surely if LB is staying at other peoples premises all she would need is insurance? Also surely their is nothing wrong if she is merely looking after someones pets whilst they are on holiday and a donation is received :D

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Surely if LB is staying at other peoples premises all she would need is insurance? Also surely their is nothing wrong if she is merely looking after someones pets whilst they are on holiday and a donation is received :D

 

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I know Dawn was not being a BITCH, she is just pointing out a few legal things. ;) Thanks to her you get my services free :icon_eek::laugh:

 

 

I've always said, "you get what you pay for" :laugh: Seriousley though a donation to cover costs would be the least you should be offered :whistle:

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If you want to look after someones dogs and they are happy to let you and want you to take something for doing it then its no ones business but you and the dog owner :yes:

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