milegajo 595 Posted April 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2012 Hahhaha My partner when pregnant with our first was told a corker by one of the other mothers at a 'Mother's to be' thing she went to. Story went roughly like this. Lady in question was divorced, and had a young boy from that marriage. The Lady meets a chap who must have been most charming because after getting acquainted, He (also divorced) and his son were invited for a 'sleep over'. Lady and Chap are in bed getting very nicely acquainted 'doggy style' when in walks the chaps son! Son about turns, walks back into the other bedroom and is overheard to exclaim, "Eh! My dad's doin your mum up the arse!!!" Ahh kids... Quote Link to post
The Duncan 802 Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Stood in the queue at tescos, youngest lad who was 2 at the time, turned to the wife and pointed at the woman in front and said "mum, wouldn't you love to slap that big fat arse". 1 Quote Link to post
Lab 10,979 Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Stood in the queue at tescos, youngest lad who was 2 at the time, turned to the wife and pointed at the woman in front and said "mum, wouldn't you love to slap that big fat arse". Somebody has been listening to Mummy and Daddies friday nights.................... 1 Quote Link to post
The Duncan 802 Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 easy tiger! and anyway, in our house it's 'special cuddles' Quote Link to post
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