PlasticJock 539 Posted February 26, 2012 Report Share Posted February 26, 2012 Three blokes have got to the end of SAS selection. Sat round a table, the course Captain walks in, and says, ''Right lads, well done to those of you who've got this far! However, there's one more test designed to see if you've really got what it takes...'' ''Behind that door, there's a person sat behind a table. Get in there and kill them, and you've passed.'' The Englishman picks up a pistol, kicks the door in, and his wife is sat behind the table! ''I can't do it sir.'' ''FAILED, out you go.'' The Irishman, thinking it will be a piece of p*ss, picks up the pistol, kicks the door in, and starts to squeeze the trigger.... ''WAIT, that's my wife sir, I can't do it!'' ''FAILED, grab your kit on the way out.'' The Scotsman picks the pistol up, boots the door in, looks at the target and shuts the door behind him. The captain hears several gunshots followed by a terrible scream. Eventually, the jock staggers out, covered in blood. ''Christ man, what happened?'' asked the Captain. ''Im sorry sir, some idiot put blanks in the gun so I had to knife the bitch.'' 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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