Bloody dog!!

[Ossie 11]

i got in from work about an hour ago. fed the cat, checked on the kittens, took the dog for a walk. turned on the pc, and decided to cook some grub. after much debate, i plumped for a plate of nice buttered pasta. :tongue4:

 

put the water on to boil, and settled down to read a few posts. chucked the pasta in, read a few more posts. washed up a plate & some cutlery, drained my pasta, then reached into the fridge for my butter. no butter... ah! i left it out on the cupboard, out of the dogs reach, so it would actually spread. i checked the cupboard. nothing. i checked the floor. not a scrap of wrapper.

 

yes, that fat f*****g pig of a lurcher at a whole block of butter, wrapper & all!!! not the first time either. but by god, it'll be the last.

 

i'm sure all of you understand how gutting it is, when you've been working up to a meal for hours, you know what you want, how good it will taste... and the intense frustration when you find out at the last minute it's off the menu, and there's nothing you can do about it...

 

i'm off into town tomorrow. to buy 3 lumps of butter. one for the fridge. one for the butter dish (which will now reside in the corner, on top of the snakes tank). the third? it will be inserted in that b*****d bloody dogs mouth, then i'm gonna slap the f****r purple!!!

[Guest Ditch_Shitter]

'Slap him purple', eh? A Dog Trainer I'm perfectly happy to publicly refer to, before his 'peers', as " GOD " once told me this:

 

" Ditch, " He said. " Ye can be as hard on a Dog as ye like. Just be Fair and be Consistent. "

 

Pound of butter down the throat? I'd say a good slapping was well in order. Just remember the advice of God; Purple. Now and every time. That Dog must be Consistantly slapped purple for devouring all ye butter! Top advice from a Top Trainer there!

 

Now; Sleeves up and have at him!