The Italian Wedding Test

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THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST

 

I was a very happy man.

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year.

so we decided to get married.

 

There was only one little thing bothering me.

 

It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.

 

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini

skirts, and generally was Bra-less.

 

She would regularly bend down when she was near me.

I always got more than a nice view.

 

It had to be deliberate.

she never did it around anyone else.

 

One day she called me and asked me to come over.

'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said.

 

She was alone when I arrived.

she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me.

she couldn't overcome them anymore.

 

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married.

 

She said "Before you commit your life to my sister".

Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said.

"if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".

 

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

 

I stood there for a moment.

Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

 

Lord And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

 

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me.

He said, 'Sergio, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.

We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.

Welcome to the family my son..'

 

And the moral of this story is:

 

Always keep your condoms in your car.

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[bigbarnett 33]

hahah heard lots of diffrent versions of this still brilliant