paddys

[Guest thebigdog]

So, Paddy Irishman, Paddy Scottish man and Paddy English man were at the beach.

Paddy English man is walking along and he comes across a woman lying on the beach with no arms and legs, and shes crying. Paddy English man asks ''whats wrong ?'' and she reply's ''iv never been hugged''

So he gives her a hug and goes on his way.

Paddy Scottish man walks past next, and shes still crying. He asks ''Whats wrong ?''

and she reply's ''iv never been kissed'' so he gives her a kiss and walks on.

Then Paddy Irishman walks past, and shes still crying. so he asks ''Whats Wrong ?''

and she says ''iv never been f****d''

So he says to her ''well your f****d now the tides coming in.''

[ferret-boy 44]

Class..

[ferret-boy 44]

Boris Johnson said that no one could predict these riots

but the f*****g Kaiser chiefs did..

[jigsaw 11,902]

english man and an irish man on a train on a long journey.The english chap gets chating to oul paddy,'lets have a game Paddy''says the english man.'ok' says Paddy.The english man says,try find a word that I wont know or have heard of,for every word that I dont know I'll give you £10 and for everyone that you wont know you can give me a £1 note,as I have a vast knowlege of the english language,and you can go first''.''Ok'' says paddy.''The word I pick is RONTICULIOUS....the english mans jaw drops,'I say Paddy you have me there,never heard of that before'',and he hands him a ten pound note.Paddy says''neither have I heres yer £1,oh look,heres me stop,goodluck now''

I know its a terrible joke

[micheal rennicks 17]

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