American Pride

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The largest condom factoryin the States burned down. President Obama was awakened at 4 am by the telephone.

 

"Sorry to bother youat this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've justreceived word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to theground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be used up by the end of the week."

 

Obama: "Ohdamn! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies.We'll be ruined. We'll have to ship some in from Mexico ."

 

 

 

Telephone voice says,"Bad idea... The Mexicans will have a field day with this one. We'll be alaughing stock. What about the UK ?"

 

Obama: "Okay, I'llcall Cameron and tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and threeinches thick. That way, they'll continue to respect us asAmericans."

 

 

Three days later, a delighted President Obama ran out to open the first of the 10,000boxes that had just arrived. He found it full of condoms, 10 incheslong and 3 inches thick, exactly as requested... all colored with UnionJacks with small writing on each one:

 

 

 

MADE IN ENGLAND- SIZE: SMALL