pointer28 1 Posted February 19, 2007 Report Share Posted February 19, 2007 A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says theteacher "Anyone else?" Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted February 19, 2007 Report Share Posted February 19, 2007 I had to read the punch line twice but i got there in the end Quote Link to post Share on other sites
martin 332 Posted February 19, 2007 Report Share Posted February 19, 2007 Fecking Brilliant!!!! :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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