blan89 159 Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 i had some fat bitch all over me one night,i was speaking to her stood next to a balcony outside at the smoking area when someone came up behind me put their arm around me and said 'your pushin your luck' i just pushed him away and turned around then he got me in a flimsy headlock and said the same thing again. intended to throw him over my shoulder and for him to land in front of me,instead i accidentally threw him off the balcony,and then got set about by the fat bitch and had to be saved by my mate who ran over sparked her,turned out it was this lads bird and she was just trying to make him jealous. then we all got battered by the doorman when my mate decided to slap one as we were being escorted out,good times. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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