Wilky 0 Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 There's an old couple, both 85 years of age and they've been married since they were 20, and the old lass sets off into the village to do a bit of shopping, so the old fella thinks "I'll do something to surprise her, something I've never done before" so he sets about making the bed and he's off upstairs with the linen and when he's tucking in the sheets he sees a cardboard box under the bed and pulls it out. Inside the box there's an egg carton with three eggs in it and 50 thousand pounds in cash, the old blokes a bit puzzled so he puts it back and waits for his wife. So his wife gets home from the village and he says to her "I've done something to surprise you love, I've made the bed" and she says "F**king hell in 65 years of marriage you've never done that I'm gobsmacked" Then the old fella says "When I was tucking in the sheets I found a box under the bed with three eggs and 50 thousand quid in it, what's all that about then" and the old lass replies "Well love I've got a confession to make, I haven't always been faithfull, over the years I've had one or two lovers and every time I've shagged another man I've put an egg in that box" So the old bloke thinks "Well 65 years, three shags I can live with that, nobody's perfect" then he asks her "So what's the 50 grand all about?" and she says "Well every time I got a dozen eggs I sold them for a quid!!" :11: :11: :11: Made me laugh anyway!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IanB 0 Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 :11: :11: Good un Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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