Cold Ethyl 63 Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 Have you ever felt like choking someone? If so I have good news for you... Choking someone just might be good for you! Let's see: 1. Choking them relieves your stress and let's you use those upper body muscles, strengthen the fingers and, if you shake them while doing this, you can be cleaning your lymph system. 2. Finding someplace to hide the body brings out the creativity in you, something we all need at times. 3. Carrying the body to the hole you've dug or onto the boat to dump them in deep water is again exercise - hey, we've got a good thing going here don't we?!?!? 4. Keeping quiet about what you've done allows you to not give into the temptation of bragging, a spiritual growth. See, doing this could actually help your stress level, give you exercise, clean your lymph system and raise your spiritual level so who says it's not good for you?!?!? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mad al 146 Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 Have you ever felt like choking someone? If so I have good news for you... Choking someone just might be good for you! Let's see: 1. Choking them relieves your stress and let's you use those upper body muscles, strengthen the fingers and, if you shake them while doing this, you can be cleaning your lymph system. 2. Finding someplace to hide the body brings out the creativity in you, something we all need at times. 3. Carrying the body to the hole you've dug or onto the boat to dump them in deep water is again exercise - hey, we've got a good thing going here don't we?!?!? 4. Keeping quiet about what you've done allows you to not give into the temptation of bragging, a spiritual growth. See, doing this could actually help your stress level, give you exercise, clean your lymph system and raise your spiritual level so who says it's not good for you?!?!? "not a lotta people know that" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cold Ethyl 63 Posted April 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 Im just having a look at my hit list now and f**k id be a size zero before the week was out lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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