training ferrets

[drw81 1]

Personally i start by giving my ferret 'call signs', that they must answer to at all times, once training has begun. Ferrets are then, from a young age, subject to a rigorous training regime which includes a 5 mile run before breakfast, 483 squat thrusts, and dead weights. Combat classes are of course a standard part of ALL ferrets training, but those that show special aptitude are then put through a special weapons course, either specializing in long range ballistic assault (i.e sniper rifle) or demolitions. We also have a fully trained medic and interpreter as part of the team. Up until this season we had a brigade pastor, but alas he lost his faith and his life in a fox hole in the snow, but he fought the good fight and is well remembered. We also have an intelligence operative, but it's a bit shady and i'm not at liberty to discuss his assignments.

 

Over and Out.

i bet your ferrets envy you, you sound like a right cumputer nonse who plays c.o.d allday you really need to give you eyes a rest!!!!

[Ideation 8,217]

Personally i start by giving my ferret 'call signs', that they must answer to at all times, once training has begun. Ferrets are then, from a young age, subject to a rigorous training regime which includes a 5 mile run before breakfast, 483 squat thrusts, and dead weights. Combat classes are of course a standard part of ALL ferrets training, but those that show special aptitude are then put through a special weapons course, either specializing in long range ballistic assault (i.e sniper rifle) or demolitions. We also have a fully trained medic and interpreter as part of the team. Up until this season we had a brigade pastor, but alas he lost his faith and his life in a fox hole in the snow, but he fought the good fight and is well remembered. We also have an intelligence operative, but it's a bit shady and i'm not at liberty to discuss his assignments.

 

Over and Out.

i bet your ferrets envy you, you sound like a right cumputer nonse who plays c.o.d allday you really need to give you eyes a rest!!!!

 

Calling people a nonce over a computer, how tough you are.

 

Incidentally i don't own any computer games.

 

My assassin ferret has his eye on you, he's just waiting his moment.

[drw81 1]

Personally i start by giving my ferret 'call signs', that they must answer to at all times, once training has begun. Ferrets are then, from a young age, subject to a rigorous training regime which includes a 5 mile run before breakfast, 483 squat thrusts, and dead weights. Combat classes are of course a standard part of ALL ferrets training, but those that show special aptitude are then put through a special weapons course, either specializing in long range ballistic assault (i.e sniper rifle) or demolitions. We also have a fully trained medic and interpreter as part of the team. Up until this season we had a brigade pastor, but alas he lost his faith and his life in a fox hole in the snow, but he fought the good fight and is well remembered. We also have an intelligence operative, but it's a bit shady and i'm not at liberty to discuss his assignments.

 

Over and Out.

i bet your ferrets envy you, you sound like a right cumputer nonse who plays c.o.d allday you really need to give you eyes a rest!!!!

 

Calling people a nonce over a computer, how tough you are.

 

Incidentally i don't own any computer games.

 

My assassin ferret has his eye on you, he's just waiting his moment.

stop bitching now, if i wanted a arguement i would wind the missis up!

[Ideation 8,217]

Personally i start by giving my ferret 'call signs', that they must answer to at all times, once training has begun. Ferrets are then, from a young age, subject to a rigorous training regime which includes a 5 mile run before breakfast, 483 squat thrusts, and dead weights. Combat classes are of course a standard part of ALL ferrets training, but those that show special aptitude are then put through a special weapons course, either specializing in long range ballistic assault (i.e sniper rifle) or demolitions. We also have a fully trained medic and interpreter as part of the team. Up until this season we had a brigade pastor, but alas he lost his faith and his life in a fox hole in the snow, but he fought the good fight and is well remembered. We also have an intelligence operative, but it's a bit shady and i'm not at liberty to discuss his assignments.

 

Over and Out.

i bet your ferrets envy you, you sound like a right cumputer nonse who plays c.o.d allday you really need to give you eyes a rest!!!!

 

Calling people a nonce over a computer, how tough you are.

 

Incidentally i don't own any computer games.

 

My assassin ferret has his eye on you, he's just waiting his moment.

stop bitching now, if i wanted a arguement i would wind the missis up!

 

What, rather then posting complete drivel on here.

 

Your f*****g hysterical matey.

 

Do you have any pearls of ferret training wisdom for us sunshine?

[twiggy 12]

Personally i start by giving my ferret 'call signs', that they must answer to at all times, once training has begun. Ferrets are then, from a young age, subject to a rigorous training regime which includes a 5 mile run before breakfast, 483 squat thrusts, and dead weights. Combat classes are of course a standard part of ALL ferrets training, but those that show special aptitude are then put through a special weapons course, either specializing in long range ballistic assault (i.e sniper rifle) or demolitions. We also have a fully trained medic and interpreter as part of the team. Up until this season we had a brigade pastor, but alas he lost his faith and his life in a fox hole in the snow, but he fought the good fight and is well remembered. We also have an intelligence operative, but it's a bit shady and i'm not at liberty to discuss his assignments.

 

Over and Out.

i bet your ferrets envy you, you sound like a right cumputer nonse who plays c.o.d allday you really need to give you eyes a rest!!!!

 

Calling people a nonce over a computer, how tough you are.

 

Incidentally i don't own any computer games.

 

My assassin ferret has his eye on you, he's just waiting his moment.

stop bitching now, if i wanted a arguement i would wind the missis up!

 

What, rather then posting complete drivel on here.

 

Your f*****g hysterical matey.

 

Dlol you have any pearls of ferret training wisdom for us sunshine?

pull your head out of your own hole what age r u 16.

[Elmer Fudd 2011 39]

ideation you have got one here ant you ? lol do you think its his first season hes done ferreting ?

Edited April 16, 2011 by Elmer Fudd 2011

[Rake aboot 4,936]

Personally i start by giving my ferret 'call signs', that they must answer to at all times, once training has begun. Ferrets are then, from a young age, subject to a rigorous training regime which includes a 5 mile run before breakfast, 483 squat thrusts, and dead weights. Combat classes are of course a standard part of ALL ferrets training, but those that show special aptitude are then put through a special weapons course, either specializing in long range ballistic assault (i.e sniper rifle) or demolitions. We also have a fully trained medic and interpreter as part of the team. Up until this season we had a brigade pastor, but alas he lost his faith and his life in a fox hole in the snow, but he fought the good fight and is well remembered. We also have an intelligence operative, but it's a bit shady and i'm not at liberty to discuss his assignments.

 

Over and Out.

i bet your ferrets envy you, you sound like a right cumputer nonse who plays c.o.d allday you really need to give you eyes a rest!!!!

 

AWRITE BURNEY !!! ha ha how yeh daein bud!!!! how did you creep back in here???

 

And you sound like a right twat who doesn`t even keep ferrets! never mind knowing owt aboot them,, jeez,, get back tae school yan erse !!

 

ATB