Guest thebigdog Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 (edited) paddy and murphy are working on a building site. paddy turns to murphy and says "I'm bored, i'm going to pretend i'm mad and get sent home", with that paddy climbs up on the rafters, hangs upside down by the legs,and shouts "I'm a light bulb". the foreman sees this and yells "paddy get down from there, your mad, go home". So paddy climbs down, packs up his tools, and goes home. Murphy then starts packing his tools when the foreman sees him and yells "where do you think you going", "well" replies murphy "I cant work in the fuc.king dark now can I". Edited March 18, 2011 by thebigdog 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blooded 62 Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 paddy and murphy are working on a building site. paddy turns to murphy and says "I'm bored, i'm going to pretend i'm mad and get sent home", with that paddy climbs up on the rafters, hangs upside down by the legs,and shouts "I'm a light bulb". the foreman sees this and yells "paddy get down from there, your mad, go home". So paddy climbs down, packs up his tools, and goes home. Murphy then starts packing his tools when the foreman sees him and yells "where do you think you going", "well" replies murphy "I cant work in the fuc.king dark now can I". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,593 Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogsbollocks58 36 Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 thats a cracker Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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