martin 332 Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 I phoned in saying i had a bad attitude Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clachan 72 Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 : Had an Ex phone my work because i was a little hung over.She told them i had SHINGLES and i had to take a fortnight off.Dumb Bitcch.I only wanted one day.clachan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulk73 151 Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 one lad that i worked with on one site, said. " i just cant get my head around getting up for work everyday." and that was it. never ever seen him again. and he was in his forties. lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulk73 151 Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 one bricklayer that was asked to come in on a weekend for over time told the gaffer" sorry mate cant do this weekend iv got a lot on" after being asked by the boss what was so important that he couldnt make it to work he simply replied. " iv got a spoon in the knife drawer in the kitchen, and it wont f****n move itself" priceless. the brew cabin was full at the time. it was in uproar as the smarmy boss walked out. not really a sickie excusse but funny all the same. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigstu2008 9 Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 once used the excuse that i had been loacked up because i got caught poaching just the once? :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigstu2008 9 Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 just phone the boss and ask "whats difference between work and your daughter?" when he says dont know , tell him "well i wont be coming into work today!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stillers 3 Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Someone I know pulled a sickie for being hungover and then posted his joy on facebook, 'Hungover and pulled a sickie, my boss is such a twat! Sofa day for me!'. He then got a comment on there saying, 'I think you forgot you added me to your friends list last week. Don't worry about coming in Monday, or again. Ever'. Epic fail! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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