The Seeker 3,048 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 A young lad takes his girlfriend home after a first date, kissing her goodnight he leans one arm against the wall and takes out his dick. "oh Your gorgeous give us a blow job" Horrified she says "my parents are in the house are you mad they could catch us!" "Oh come on, who's gonna know it won't take long come on" she goes on and on about not wanting to as she fears they may get caught, he moans on about wanting a blow job. Suddenly the porch light comes on and her young sister appears at the door "Dad says hurry up and give the bloke a blow job or go into the bushes to w*nk him off but for f*ck sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mangy1983 51 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 A young lad takes his girlfriend home after a first date, kissing her goodnight he leans one arm against the wall and takes out his dick. "oh Your gorgeous give us a blow job" Horrified she says "my parents are in the house are you mad they could catch us!" "Oh come on, who's gonna know it won't take long come on" she goes on and on about not wanting to as she fears they may get caught, he moans on about wanting a blow job. Suddenly the porch light comes on and her young sister appears at the door "Dad says hurry up and give the bloke a blow job or go into the bushes to w*nk him off but for f*ck sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!" Dunno if the joke copied MasterCard or vise versa but they made an advert of it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJbtFAmXPkY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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