pointer28 1 Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Olaf and Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light. "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long. "Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic l! ighter in his hands. "Vhere dit yew git dat monster?" "Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from me Genie." "You haff a genie in yor tackle pox?" Sven asked. "Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle pox," says Olaf. "Could I see him?" Olaf opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the genie. Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?" "Yes, I will," says the genie. So Sven asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks... flying overhead. Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf. "Yumpin' Yimminy I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!" ! Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Well, it made me smile! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jultaylor1972 2 Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 Made me laugh too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Muddyboots 2 Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 Well.. Yah!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yokel Matt 918 Posted December 28, 2006 Report Share Posted December 28, 2006 A bloke is having a chinese meal and calls the waiter over... Customer: This chicken is rubbery Waiter: Ohhh... thank yoh verry much! Try it next time you go for one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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