mangy1983 51 Posted October 10, 2010 Report Share Posted October 10, 2010 I was at a wedding last Friday and my mates uncle said a few crackers. One of note was when my mate phoned him and asked him if he was up, to which he replied, Depends which part of me you are talking about! I was just wondering if anybody else here have heard any crackers said on the spur of the moment cheers Callum Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hob&Jill 258 Posted October 10, 2010 Report Share Posted October 10, 2010 I used to work for a comercial fishery maintaining the grounds, was a good job, great laugh just crap money. The woman (bit of a milf tbh lol) who is the receptionist at the fishery always has the heaters on full wack..like a fecking sauna in her office. I walked into her office one day and said 'f*****g hell its hot in here' she replied 'yeah I am roasting like a joint of......(she paused couldnt think of what to say) ' to which I replied 'Mutton' luckily she found the funny side, my mouth tends to work before my brain lol atb, HJ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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