Guest Magwitch Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 i bet your balls turn blue in this weather Ditch when your laying a log Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 Truth to tell, mate; I don't mind living like a feral man. But No One Wants discomfort. K? And I've been chatting to an on line mate of mine - I guess the guy's a Plumber - and he's inspired me to Dream! Look at This! It's a shit chewer / Pump! (Not that my shit needs chewing. Irish water's softer than a virgins kiss ~ thus so is all that it pervades ..... if ye care to follow me there?) But, with one of these f*kkas, I can grab me an old 'Bowl' and fit it to that thing. I have an ideal, indoor location for it. I also have the ditching ready and waiting. Just bury the pipes for asthetics. Rig up a water butt to keep the cystern filled? I'm away! I'll be able to drop my guts without having to leave the cottage! Then all I'd need is a window at the back of the 'Indoor Shed' (as I call it) I have in mind for my new loo! Here's how the window looked, last time I was round that way ..... Checking one of my Rat Boxes :whistle: One Thing At A Time ....! But can't ye See the Potential?! See; Even though my neighbours are a hell of a hike away, I still consider my cottage a " Semi D " ..... Semi Derlelict! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Magwitch Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 i bit off subject but do you know gosport at all Ditch? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 Gosport?!? F*cks me! 'Thanks' for ever reminding me of that places existance, mate! Skates and a Sub' museum, isn't it? Used to get sent there, to sit in a Life Boat. To prove X number of guys could fit in. Now; Go just a few miles out of Gosport? Then ye had Titchfield / Fareham! I spent many a happy day and night around the Fareham / Southwick neck of the woods Then they drove a f*cking moterway through it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Magwitch Posted December 23, 2006 Report Share Posted December 23, 2006 i spent a christmas there many years ago in a full board and lodgings institute, this time of year always brings back fond memories for me, it was called HMDC Haslar. the first thing the screw said to me before my cold bath and haircut was are you a scummer or are you pompei, didnt have a glue what he was on about has i know f**k all about football Quote Link to post Share on other sites
billybunter 72 Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 well ditch you can see why they call it lovely leitrim its the same here i live at the bottom of sleive bawn in roscommon moved here 9 years ago from the suberbs of london and wouldnt go back to live walk where you want do wat you want nobody says anything apart from hello i think we are in paridise ditch all the best bb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RatSnatcher 0 Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 :11: Gosport?!? F*cks me! 'Thanks' for ever reminding me of that places existance, mate! Skates and a Sub' museum, isn't it? Used to get sent there, to sit in a Life Boat. To prove X number of guys could fit in. Now; Go just a few miles out of Gosport? Then ye had Titchfield / Fareham! I spent many a happy day and night around the Fareham / Southwick neck of the woods Then they drove a f*cking moterway through it! Your getting very near to my location but I live nearer the Meon, I used to knock about on southwick estate many moons ago .......also used to jump the wall at HMS Dryad :ph34r: to have a go at the officers carp Gosport hmmm...........shit hole fecking nightmare to get on and when you arrive you cant get off quick enough. :11: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 I think we are in paridise ditch F*ckin Right, mate! Spot on! I often say I must have died on that ferry ~ Now I'm in Heaven! Roscommon? What's that; Hour, less, away from me? Ever heading over this way, mate; I'd be sorry to learn ye never gave me a shout! Gosport hmmm...........shit hole. Said, mate! I never had the nerve to, myself. Just in case I upset any natives! But, f*ck me; Even a native would have to admit it Is, quite simply, an absolute f*cking shit hole! Meon valley area? Knew it well too, mate! Shoe Inn? There was an old lady lived over there - damned if I can remember her name now. Had a BIG house and used to let the Boy Scouts atch up on her land. I was never a Boy Scout. But I Did have some fun, doing S.A.S style raids on their food stores! F*ck me; Those were the days! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Magwitch Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 i never saw much of it apart from four rather large walls and barbed wire Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RatSnatcher 0 Posted December 26, 2006 Report Share Posted December 26, 2006 lucky you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
billybunter 72 Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 F*ckin Right, mate! Spot on! I often say I must have died on that ferry ~ Now I'm in Heaven! Roscommon? What's that; Hour, less, away from me? Ever heading over this way, mate; I'd be sorry to learn ye never gave me a shout! will give a shout in the new year i do a lot of work in leitrim drumshambo / ballinamore / mohill /carrick etc only 1/2 hour away ditch will have a pint or two all the best bb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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