Lee85 44 Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 I was squatting in a flat the other day when the owner walked in. He said, "What the hell are you doing?" I said, "Having a shit mate." -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is everybody having a go at Venezuela? They're not even playing at the World Cup! -------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call a Frenchman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? Referee. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- France are now fighting for survival and hoping another country helps them out. I've heard this story before. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rob Green has trained today and in 3 hours he had 4,000 shots fired at him and did not concede a single goal. Tomorrow, he and Heskey will train with the rest of the squad. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife called me an annoying c**t the other day. I almost choked on my vuvuzela. ------------------------------------------------------------- England will be playing Algeria on Friday evening. If you don't want to know the score... watch it on ITV HD. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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